conversationsfromthebooth
  • PSM: hey ASMs, where are my pistachios?
  • ASM 1: on stage...
  • PSM: the entirety of the stash is in the scene?
  • ASM 2: no I saw some BSR, hang on.
  • PSM: not that I can really eat pistachios while calling all these tab cues. I need to hire an intern to shell them for me. His name will be Gunther.
  • ASM 2: (delivers pistachios to tech table)
  • PSM: Ooh you're my favorite.
  • ...a few minutes later...
  • PSM: hey ASM 1, can you bring me a bandaid? I seem to have injured myself on a pistachio.